“Oh, Dave….FUDGE!”

Sometimes movie quotes are the most effective way I have for expressing myself...and maybe the most entertaining.

“It’s like fate.”
“Exactly! It was my fate to meet her.”
“But it wasn’t your fate to BE with her. Unfortunately my friend, fate has a different plan for you. You will grow-up, go out into the world. You’ll forget all about the things that happened here, Ethan, Angela, the shit we pulled, those hookers that we THOUGHT were girls. And ya know, you’re gonna go out there and no one…NO one can shoot you down, because a woman one time stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake. That is your FATE, Dave…

…just as it is my fate, to someday become Shogun.”

“We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system. And then, you do things together, you swim, you row, you... boat, you eat, you stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay…

…I have a comment. Just so you guys know, I’m not gay.”

“I want to make sure that you and I are best friends – ‘gnome’ matter what.”
“Ethan, that's a troll. “
“‘Gnome’ it's not.”

“All right Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?”
“Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave-to-the-freaky-ass-booty.”

A stream of my thoughts, and those are from just one movie...slacker.